Five sign you really do hate each other

1. A piece of cilantro is stuck to your date's chin and you don't bother to mention it. Your date knows
2. it's there and doesn't bother to remove it.
3. You both could describe every detail of the door but don't know what color your date's eyes are.
4. If it were videotaped, your conversation would make it on America's most Boring video.
5. You have to keep explaining punch lines.
6. Your mouths are killing both of you from all that fake smiling